Zionist Master Plan Update: Jews Now at a Whopping 0.18%

Conquering the world… one decimal place at a time

Shalom comrades, co-conspirators, and fellow shadowy operators.

It’s time for your quarterly update on the Zionist Master Plan™, in our continuing efforts to remain transparent in all the goings on of our global cabal.

Population Update

Let’s start with the big picture.

• Current global population: ~8 billion

• Current Jewish population: ~15 million (0.18%)

• Which means… we’ve already conquered 0.18% of the world!

At our current recruitment rate of 0.0000633% per year, we’re right on schedule to hit 100% global Jewish population some time in the year 1,578,960 CE. Set your iCals.